I’m at the point where I’m like, I want you, but maybe anybody else will do.

Then I do it and half of the time I’m very pleased with myself and the other half of the time I just wallow in self loathing for a few days

omgkoreawhyyy:

Sooo been trying to quit smoking and decided since every time I try I basically quit pooping.

So I thought ohhh ill eat a prunes to help get shit flowing.

Day 1. Eat one prune. next day check to see if poop occurs

Day 2: failure to poop, increase dose of prunes. (It was 2 am and I was starving) I ate the whole bag.

Guess who has the shits.

Adviseur coming from my best friend,the expert on foods that give you the shits. Kiwi. Fresh orange juice. Coffee in the morning and walk around while drinking it. Muesli. No chocolate, no white bread, no fried stuff. Joints.

Underneath it all I’m just so fucking lonely though?

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Hello regret my old friend

God I wish I ate some falafel

Also yes it’s 5am and I just got home stop judging me bitch

There’s nothing like making out with a hot Mexican on the dance floor to forget about your replacement-man troubles. Especially when he literally pushes his dick into your hands in the middle of the dance floor. Literally.

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Anonymous said: top six ways to insult boys

farandolae:

mamamantis:

  1. purposefully forget their names
  2. any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
  3. extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
  4. "hold this." stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
  5. "sorry, what? i wasn’t listening" rinse and repeat
  6. tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”

the boy tears in the notes are amazing